A lie is just a great story someone ruined with the truth.
Barney Stinson
How I Met Your Mother
  • Ted: Okay! Let's hear it. What's wrong with Cathy?
  • Barney: Are you kidding me, Ted? She's got a...
  • Lily: Wait, you don't notice it?
  • Ted: Notice what?
  • Lily: Oh, he doesn't see it. If we point it out, we're gonna ruin her for him. As his friends, we'll just keep him in the dark.
  • Barney: You're right. She's great, man.
  • Robin: She's a keeper. Just... keep her somewhere else.
  • <3
The Bro Code.: Just a little bit of info I thought I would share

itsbrocodebrah:

Why Bros must wait 3 days to call a girl back.

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I diedyesterday!”…